Someone sent me this the other day:

*Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's
daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and
a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.*

*Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade
with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.*

*A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but
multinational corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind
without regulation.*

*Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary
Clinton.*

*The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in
speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.*

*If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.*

*Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health
care to all Americans is socialism.*

*HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at
heart.*

*Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but
creationism should be taught in schools.*

*A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable
offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which
thousands die is solid defense policy.*

*Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution,
which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.*

*Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a
conservative radio host. Then it's an illness, and you need our prayers
for your recovery.*

*You support states' rights, which means Attorney General Gonzalez can
tell states what local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt.*

*What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but
what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.*


Liberal food for thought, some might say, and I'm certain that there are similar conservative lists out there. But I agree with a lot of this.

Kyle